The RiTch Kids is a Pop-Electro-Kawaii-Punk duet that consists of Little Voice, a cute unicorn that raps, swears and gets easily bored, and The Great Philip, a weird hipster that claims he is just « not a f**kin hipster so move on » !
These two brats recently dropped their debut album « Unicorns At War » and are bringing their exciting music to the world!

Little Voice, the emblematic singer, is a unicorn from a faraway planet, the only survivor of the race that has been eradicated by multiple attacks from Kanye West, Justin Bieber & Selena Gomez. We believe she seeks Revenge for the death of her own, like the Neurotic Bitch she is. It is thanks to her sidekick’s protection, that she survived. However there are unconfirmed rumors and discussions that The Great Philip may be an undercover CIA Agent sent by a certain Mr. B. Obama to check on her. But shush ! You Talk Too Much...!

When Little Voice & T.G.P first found themselves in their secret lab experimenting music and giving the Powa 2 Da Music, some kinda yin-yang magic happened giving birth to a weapon of mass destruction: THE RITCH KIDS.
The Music Business is worried; Could The Ritch Kids become a serious threat to the music game? One thing for sure, they just wanna have fun, and take you on their Delirious Delirium, happily messin with music, and overdose on hyperglycemic melodies like «Cupcake ».
They have a total creative freedom and a sweet « don’t mess with me » attitude: they won’t hesitate to send Unicorn Fucks to whoever doesn’t bother buying their album. Cause they wanna be rich, VERY rich, as they claim in their single Be RiTch, the next potential soundtrack for MTV’s My Sweet Sixteen.

« Unicorns At War » is a refreshing musical adventure across power, passion, rage, aliens, bling bling, guns, fun, love, fairy dust and Unicorn Kisses... As soon as the album reaches the end with the captivating Shotgun, we already ask for more.

Remember their motto « Let’s have some fun... before WE die » and as Little Voice always says : « Even if you don’t like me, you’re going to love meeeeee » so don’t struggle, ya can’t really hate’ em, unless you totally lost your sense of humor and your interest in discovering original stuff.

Get ready for the Unicorns attack by The Ritch Kids. Will the world survive to its sound?
She’s just a unicorn but... a Unicorn At War !